Screw you Mountain Dew. And you too Sprite.
What the hell is up with Mountain Dew and Sprite? Every time I go somplace to eat where I fill my own fountain drink, I'll be there, filling my cup with Diet Coke, and invariably some Mountain Dew or Sprite, whichever one happens to be next to the Diet Coke, will drip onto my hand. I know what you're thinking, but no, I swear to you, I am not accidentally hitting the button or lever and making the Mountain Dew or Sprite come out. This seems like it happens to me wherever I go and and it's sort of starting to frustrate me.