1. What was the highlight of your day? Imagine a mountain climber, just as he's reached the summit. He's worn out, his extremedies numb with cold, his breath close to freezing in his throat, but he's triumphant, clear, at one with everything. Now imagine the exact opposite of that. 2. When is the next time you are going to kiss someone? There's more than one way to skin a cat, but only three of them are worth a damn. 3. What color shirt are you wearing? The same color my dad always wears. 4. How long is your hair? You'll have to ask Shirley, I don't have the exact measurements in front of me. Come back during regular bussiness hours. 5. Last movie you watched? It was a wonderful little piece where everything worked out in the end, friends played a major role, and, of course, the guy got the girl. Also, of course, it was in my head so I don't think that counts. 6. Last thing you ate? I just devoured a few pages of The Puttermesser Papers. 7. Last thing you drank? A refreshing mouthful of bitterness, chased with a shot of contemplative euphoria. 8. Where did you sleep last night? A wonderful song by Leadbelly, covered quite capably by Nivrana. Such a shame about Kurt Cobain. 9. Are you happy right now? Am I in a manic state? No, I prefer to keep things superficial if possible. It never it, but still, it's what I'd prefer. 10. What did you say last? It was to a bug as I was squishing him, "I was going to leave you alone, but you had to make this a whole thing." 11. Where is your phone? When you get three phone calls a week its sort of hard to care. Not that I'm complaining. Hermit you see. 12. What color are your eyes? If I had to be honest, I'd say that Aquaman could beat up Robin, but he was also much lamer. 13. When was the last time you had your heart broken? What time is it? 14. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently? Pretty much the same people/things that I've hated/disliked since I was old enough to understand those words. 15. What are you listening to? A band that doesn't exist anymore, despite this song being proof of their existence. 16. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? Like you have to ask. 17. What is the best smell? Unscented. 18. Who is always there when you need someone to talk to? I usually don't want to talk about it. 19. What were you doing at midnight last night? Prostitutes make wonderful ATMs. If you're willing to stab a bitch that is. 20. Are you left-handed? We prefer the term 'southpaw'. 21. What's for dinner tonight? That's like asking to use the rotary phone or get on the dial-up internet. 22. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? There's nothing intelligent in that, but it would have been something Hemingway would have approved of.