23. When is your birthday? Call me back in twenty days or so. 24. Who was the last person to send you a text message? I much prefer a pair of cups attached by a string. 25. Where was the last place you went shopping? In some cultures, if you save someone's life, you're responsible for them for the rest of their life. Doesn't seem like it would encourage much heroism. 26. How do you feel about your hair right now? What's all this I'm hearing about the serfs? They have land to till, what more do they need? 27. Do you have any expensive jewlery? No, but somebody out there has some that I bought. 28. AIM or MSN? GFY. 29. Where does most of your family live? In a constant state of unpleasantness. 30. Are you an only child or do you have any siblings? See, now you've got me dreaming. 31. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? I wouldn't, but the extensive toy collection I had as a child might. 32. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? god damn you. 33. Do you drink beer? I drink life instead. The results are more or less the same, vomiting and shame. 34. Myspace or Facebook? I just like it when people say nice things. Not me personally, but people. 35. Do you have T-Mobile? I used to have a Mr. T action figure. His head was squishy. 36. What is your favorite subject in school? Sometimes the things that free us are the same things that entrap us. 37. What type of girl do you usually fall for? Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings. 38. Do you have any hidden talents? I'm the lost city of Atlantis. 39. Have you ever been in a wedding? They got divorced. 40. Do you have any children? Several. None in the conventional sense, just a buch of big babies. 41. Did you take a nap today? Sometimes it feels like I'm sleepwalking through my life. 42. Ever met someone famous? All depends on your definition of fame, but yeah, a lot of them. 43. Do you want to be famous one day? I want to be happy one day. Just one day. 44. Are you multitasking right now? I haven't been holding my breath. 45. Could you handle being in the military? Free will isn't a privledge, it's a right. 46. What is you average cell phone bill? If a Bear and a Shark... 47. Do you believe in Karma? Only in one direction. 48. Ever been to Las Vegas? She was a lovely girl, not what you would call nice or personable or fun to be around, but lovely still. 49. What are you doing today? Putting my foot in my mouth, being self-depricating, telling people things they don't want to hear, and wondering, just wondering. At least until all hope is dashed that is. 50. Have you ever been gambling? I do a great deal of gambling, but my stakes are way too high. 51. Have you ever been to New York City? I mean really, why is there hair on the tops of my toes? What the hell is that about? 52. Ever been to Disneyland/world? Lived there for a week. 53. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Speaking into it. 54. Last time you were sick? Can there be a last time if you never get better?