People magazing has named Matt Damon the sexiest man alive. I'm sorry, I think that bears repeating: People magazine has named Matt Damon the sexiest man alive. MATT DAMON?!?! Seriously? The sexiest man alive? Really? I'm going to ignore the fact that he doesn't really make very good movies, just like I'm going to ignore the fact that he genuinely seems like a really great human being, and focus simply on the idea of "sexiest man alive". I don't know, normally this kind of triviality wouldn't even cross my radar, but when I saw it in the paper today-while I was lookng at my horoscope, how's that for triviality?-I was just shocked. I mean, personally, I won't say the dude's ugly, I'll just say he's not movie star pretty. Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way; I'm not exactly movie star pretty either, so if a guy like Matt Damon can be named the sexiest man alive, then I should be able to clean up too.  Maybe the time for the less than stunning has finally come, Matt Damon's sexiest man of the year and Seth Rogen is a movie star. Yeah, I could get used to this.